You know how in Alice in Wonderland, one pill to makes you larger and one pill makes you smaller? I’ve been feeling like that – disorientated and out of proportion to my surroundings.

It started with jet lag and then continued with the wooziness from living on a rocking boat in Tonga and now a rolling RV in Australia. Things are just a bit off from how they are back home, like driving on the left, and sailing back into harbor with a green buoy on the right. The mental math required to convert currency, kilometers, and Celsius is taking longer than it should.

I feel oversized maneuvering a 39 ft catamaran and a wide RV. While the vehicles are huge on the outside, they have tiny rooms and appliances onboard. Even my shoes don’t fit right. In a moment of poor planning, the boys & I bought identical flip flops on sale. We’re each ½ size off from each other, so the shoes are constantly getting mixed up and sometimes I’m left with two left feet.

It’s a great vacation when you are so unplugged that you have to keep asking, “What day is it?”. Without wifi, even our iPhones are still stuck in the previous time zone. Did you know you are currently reading this post in my yesterday? We missed Father’s Day and the Warriors championship game because we were not prepared to be living in the future.

Luckily the clouds are starting to clear and the sun is shining. And like Alice, I am in a Wonderland.